vrijdag 22 april 2016

QUEM MANDA? QUEM BEBE VINHO A 3000 EURROS POR GARRAFA GRANDE ARMÉE FINE CHAMPAGNE COGNAC DE 1811 COMPRADA POR 1000 LIBRAS EM LEILÃO POR PORTUGUÊS NO SÉCULO PASSADO HENESSY PRIVATE RESERVE GRANDE CHAMPAGNE COMPRADAS 12 GARRAFAS A £180 / GARRAFA NOS ANOS 80'S economia trava GOVERNO IMPORTA VODKA ESTÓNIO A 98% PARA ESTIMULAR ECONOMIA EVERCLEAR SÓ TEM 95% O RUM DA ARMADA BRITÂNICA DE 1655 SÓ TINHA 40º OU 46% EM VOLUME AL KOHÓLIKO E 79% NO SÉCULO XIX METE IMPOSTO NO GIN E EM FORÇA Costa WINE RUDESHEIMER ROSEWEIN 1748 AUCTION CHRISTIES 1979 PRICE 260 POUNDS £

Rüdesheimer Apostelwein 'Bremer Ratskeller' 1727 375ml 

VintagePrice

1727

Additional product information:
Art. No.: 00-50014
€ 3,950.00
Baseprice:
€ 5,266.67/Liter


Bewertung Broadbent (Broadbent´s Weinnotizen): Bewertung Broadbent (Broadbent´s Weinnotizen): This wine comes from a large cask in the famous ’12 apostles’ cellar beneath the Town Hall or Ratskeller in Bremen. The first time this appeared in a Christie’s wine catalogue was in 1829 when it sold for 5 pounds per dozen, a high price at the time. An occasional half bottle has appeared at auction since that date, mainly over the past 30 years. The wine is drawn from the mother cask which is then topped up with a young Rudesheimer of appropriate quality. In this way the large volume of the old wine is kept refreshed. I first tasted the 1727 at Schloss Vollrads in 1973 at a tasting of wines of the world to celebrate Count Matushka’s 80th birthday. Another memorable occasion took place at a dinner in Sydney on the evening of my first visit to Australia in February 1977. By way of welcome, my host, the irrepressible Len Evans had invited the Prime Minister and a group of the best ‘palates’. Among other fine and rare wines was this 250 year old Hock. Just as it was about to be served, there was a shattering crash followed by an agonized Australian voice ‘Gee Len, sorry we’ll just have to have the 1928’! (The ‘waiter’ Anders Ousbach, who had dropped a handful of spoons, was a wine expert and opera singer known for his practical jokes). On my second visit to Bremen in 1981, I was able to taste the wine from the cask. It had an amber straw colour, the smell of old apples and a nutty appley taste. Dry, good length. High acidity. More recently, from a half bottle ‘Réserve du Bremer Ratskeller’: it was paler than I had previously noted, Secial Madeira-like colour, bouquet also reminded me of an old Madeira, then more like a raya sherry. After 2 hours in the glass a smell of rich old stables and an hour after that, an amazing pungency lingered in the empty glass. On the palate medium-dry, lightish weight, a soft, gentler, slightly toasted old straw flavor, tolerable acidity,and clean finish. ***

vrijdag 21 augustus 2015

A CANNING CUNNING OPERATION All of them crooks Rooking the guests And cooking the books Seldom do you see Honest men like me A gent of good intent Who's content to be... Master of the House Doling out the charm Ready with a handshake And an open palm Tells a saucy tale Makes a little stir Customers appreciate a bon viveur! Glad to do me friends a favor Doesn't cost me to be nice but nothing gets you nothing Everything has got a little price! Master of the House Keeper of the zoo Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two! Watering the wine Making up the weight Picking up their knick-knacks When they can't see straight! Everybody loves a landlord Everybody's bosom friend I do whatever pleases won't I bleed them in the end! Master of the House Quick to catch yer eye Never wants a passerby To pass him by Servant to the poor Butler to the great Comforter, philosopher And lifelong mate Everybody's boon companion Everybody's chaperone But lock up your valises Won't I skin ya to the bone! Enter M'sieur Lay down yer load Unlace yer boots Rest from the road This weighs a ton Travel's a curse But here we strive To lighten your purse Here the goose is cooked Here the fat is fried And nothing's overlooked Till I'm satisfied Food beyond compare Food beyond belief Mix it in a mincer And pretend it's beef Kidney of a horse Liver of a cat Filling up the sausages With this and that Residents are more than welcome Bridal suite is occupied Reasonable charges Plus some little extra on the side Charge them for the lice Extra for the mice Two per cent for looking in the mirror twice Here a little slice There a little cut Three percent for sleeping with the window shut When it comes to fixing prices There are lots of tricks I knows How it all increases All them bits and pieces Jesus! It's amazing how it grows Master of the House Quick to catch yer eye Never wants a passerby To pass him by Servant to the poor Butler to the great Comforter, philosopher And lifelong mate Everybody's boon companion Gives them everything he's got Dirty bunch of geezers What a sorry little lot! I used to dream That I would meet a prince But God Almighty, Have you seen what's happened since? `Master of the house?' Isn't worth me kiss! `Comforter, philosopher' - and lifelong drip! Cunning little brain Regular Voltaire O DÓLAR MANDA E COMANDA JÁ O PESO MEXICANO PESA TÃO POUCO QUE DOS 12% QUE DESVALORIZAVAAINDA TEVE DONALD TRUMP PRA SE IR ABAIXO MAIS 7% NUM DIA

ESCÂNDALO DILMA FODEU O BRASIL LULA SE FODEU A ELE PRÓPRIO COMO SOCRATES O GREGO NU NO MARTIM MONIZ SANS PAYO DA NÓDOA GARANTE QUE CU MEN OTÁRIO SÓ SE O OTÁRIO FOR DA CASA PIA
Must be a mixture of a scandal sex with a sensual.
(Thanks HUelga

  But there's not much there
What a cruel trick of nature
Landed me with such a louse
God knows how I've lasted
Living with this monster in the house
Master of the house.
Master and a half!
Comforter, philosopher
Ah, don't make me laugh!
Servant to the poor. Butler to the great.
Hypocrite and toady and inebriate!
Everybody bless the landlord!
Everybody bless his spouse!
Everybody raise a glass
Raise it up an laugh

donderdag 23 april 2015

E NA SOMBRA ROMBA REBENTA O SILÊNCIO NAS VAGAS ESTRONDOSAS DUMA BOMBA ......POR VEZES RESPONDE-ME O SILÊNCIO .....O QUE É A POESIA SENÃO PALAVRA VAZIA PRODUTO DA AZIA ESTOMACAL É COMO O CIMENTO PRODUTO DA CAL AFINAL O QUE SÃO CADEIAS DE LETRAS GREGAS QUE FAZEM PALAVRAS GALEGAS NAS AMEIAS DO BARULHO QUE NAS LETRAS GREGAS FAZ ESBULHO ...POESIA SÃO PALAVRAS EMPILHADAS COMO ENTULHO ...SÃO PRODUTO DAS LETRAS PILHADAS QUE EU EMBRULHO

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