A CANNING CUNNING OPERATION All of them crooks Rooking the guests And cooking the books Seldom do you see Honest men like me A gent of good intent Who's content to be... Master of the House Doling out the charm Ready with a handshake And an open palm Tells a saucy tale Makes a little stir Customers appreciate a bon viveur! Glad to do me friends a favor Doesn't cost me to be nice but nothing gets you nothing Everything has got a little price! Master of the House Keeper of the zoo Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two! Watering the wine Making up the weight Picking up their knick-knacks When they can't see straight! Everybody loves a landlord Everybody's bosom friend I do whatever pleases won't I bleed them in the end! Master of the House Quick to catch yer eye Never wants a passerby To pass him by Servant to the poor Butler to the great Comforter, philosopher And lifelong mate Everybody's boon companion Everybody's chaperone But lock up your valises Won't I skin ya to the bone! Enter M'sieur Lay down yer load Unlace yer boots Rest from the road This weighs a ton Travel's a curse But here we strive To lighten your purse Here the goose is cooked Here the fat is fried And nothing's overlooked Till I'm satisfied Food beyond compare Food beyond belief Mix it in a mincer And pretend it's beef Kidney of a horse Liver of a cat Filling up the sausages With this and that Residents are more than welcome Bridal suite is occupied Reasonable charges Plus some little extra on the side Charge them for the lice Extra for the mice Two per cent for looking in the mirror twice Here a little slice There a little cut Three percent for sleeping with the window shut When it comes to fixing prices There are lots of tricks I knows How it all increases All them bits and pieces Jesus! It's amazing how it grows Master of the House Quick to catch yer eye Never wants a passerby To pass him by Servant to the poor Butler to the great Comforter, philosopher And lifelong mate Everybody's boon companion Gives them everything he's got Dirty bunch of geezers What a sorry little lot! I used to dream That I would meet a prince But God Almighty, Have you seen what's happened since? `Master of the house?' Isn't worth me kiss! `Comforter, philosopher' - and lifelong drip! Cunning little brain Regular Voltaire O DÓLAR MANDA E COMANDA JÁ O PESO MEXICANO PESA TÃO POUCO QUE DOS 12% QUE DESVALORIZAVAAINDA TEVE DONALD TRUMP PRA SE IR ABAIXO MAIS 7% NUM DIA

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NILTONTON MACOUTE MA COUTE PLUS CU TINTIN,,,,

Must be a mixture of a scandal sex with a sensual.
(Thanks HUelga
  But there's not much there
What a cruel trick of nature
Landed me with such a louse
God knows how I've lasted
Living with this monster in the house
Master of the house.
Master and a half!
Comforter, philosopher
Ah, don't make me laugh!
Servant to the poor. Butler to the great.
Hypocrite and toady and inebriate!
Everybody bless the landlord!
Everybody bless his spouse!
Everybody raise a glass
Raise it up an laugh